Thug Life: For Craig and Karly
Pros and Cons of losing (the top half of) one's front tooth at a football game:
Pros:
- Making Juli laugh just by opening my mouth first thing in the morning
- Straws
- Being shooed out of stores (good story fodder)
- No one blinks anymore when I fake a British accent
- Street cred up the wazoo
Cons:
- Inadvertent whistling
- Awkward interviews
- Removable "fake" teeth on my bookshelf
- Being mifunderftood
posted by Jess Curtis at 8.11.07
3 Comments:
Loooooove it!
Beggin' yer pardon, but it looks to me you lost the bottom half of your front teeth.
Also, this may or may not be the single most flattering picture I've ever seen of you. I suggest a thick dark frame to really accentuate the underside of your tongue.
Maybe a more accurate way to say it would have been the front half of my front tooth, with a little of the bottom thrown in just for spite.
As for the picture, you know how I do.
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