PHurls: "What'd you break?" JC: "Hearts!"
In your opinion, the candidate possesses the following skills:
a. Carpentry
b. Plumbing (as in, The depths. Of your soul.)
c. Electrical
d. Puppets
e. Clowning
f. Voice (see below)
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posted by Jess Curtis at 26.4.05
3 Comments:
See, and here I thought you'd surely find (a.) to be the correct answer since I -- wait for it -- lumber behind you. Ha! Ha!
I'm pretty sure that little spectacle makes (e.) the correct answer, and so I'd just like to say that it's been lovely while it's lasted.
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f.) is most certainly ruled out because someone never stops talking. (e.) hmmm...if you consider talking loudly in the library 'clowning' then by all means...but no. i fear ever seeing you weild a circular saw or even an extension cord (a. and c.) strings aren't your thing either. now that leaves one, and i can say on more than one occasion that i have seen you bend over only to reveal your most blue collar of body crevises. my dear, crack kills.
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