How's this for a cop-out? (Is there a hyphen in "cop-out"? Derek? Emily? Betsy?)

It's taking me longer than I thought to get the rest of the story down. In the meantime, here's some, you know, completely random, totally hapless, honorary Belgian's take on our Rwandan adventure.

And I have it on good authority that "***********" is the universal sign for "It's time to be serious; no jokes allowed" and not "Swear Swear Swear Swear Swear Swear."