Lemon Laws.

Dear Consumer Protection Agency,

This blog is in danger of being wholly defunct. I mean, seriously -- where's the consistency? The balanced reporting? The finishing of series on African exploits? The extolling of virtues of certain fine folk? The bemoaning the loss of Will Sheridan to Northwestern?

Friends, I blame two things for my radio silence. They are as follows:

1. Law School.
2. Bryan.

The first item on that list has me for another two years, at least; the second one has but three more days to resurrect his singlehood and get a full return for his efforts under current lemon laws. We'll see what happens, but follow the old adage: no news is good news. Very good news, to be sure.