Attention, K-Mart Shoppers

1. Go to Google.com
2. Click on "Images."
3. Type "sketchy" in the search field.
4. Press enter. If you are in Stuart 315, move. If you aren't, pick your nose. (We give you options here at Joplinista.)
5. Go to the second page of results.
6. Scroll three rows down.
7. Look to the right.
8. Say hello to my little friend.